The Other Puppy: Snippets from the Life of Gretel VonStrudel

victoria's kitchen

Gretel is sitting on the floor in the kitchen after just eating both her own dinner and Daisy's. Daisy is sitting next to her in a green basket.

gretel

I've always been an average puppy. I don't ask for much, just food and water and a cozy place to snuggle in the cold and frigid winters.I don't eat much... okay maybe I eat a lot. But it's the only way my humans will notice me!

daisy

Don't say that Gretel! You know our humans love us very very much! Victoria would do anything for us!

gretel

Ha! That's easy for you to say. The humans think you're cute. I'm just old and boring.

daisy

Gretel, don't be so dramatic. The humans love you just as much as they love me!

gretel

Ha, that's easy for you to say. Victoria made her last two projects about you. What projects were made about me? None.

daisy

Awe Gretel, don't get mad at the humans. They just know I'm spunkier than you are is all.

gretel

Yeah, that's why you got an Instagram account and a Twitter account. Remember when they dressed you up for Christmas but they didn't dress me up?

daisy

That doesn't even matter. That was last year! Victoria takes us places together all the time! We spend so much time together on car rides

gretel

You know the humans only bring me because they feel sorry for me.

daisy

I cannot do this with you right now. Let's go take a nap!

Gretel and Daisy leave the kitchen and fall asleep on the family room couch together.